I've been thinking lately that love just might not be in the cards for me. It's getting harder and harder to imagine finding someone that... well, someone that I can stand being around for any more than a couple of hours. Oh jeez, that sounds bad. It's kinda true though. Added to that is the pressure of finding someone who can stand to be around me.
Like any logical person, I decided to consult a Magic 8 Ball on the topic. I forgot that I actually own one, so I did a quick Google search (I [heart] Google) and was directed to this one.
Question #1: Will I ever find romantic love to last a lifetime?
Answer: Definitely!
Well now, we're off to a good start!
Question #2: Will I find this love before my next birthday?
Answer: No.
Two steps forward, one step back...
Question #3: Before my 35th birthday?
Answer: No.
Ouch!
Question #4: Before my 40th?
Answer: Maybe.
Oh geez.
Question #5 (this one was for Mom): Will I ever be pregnant?
Answer: Definitely.
Gasp.
The problem is, they have pretty much always told me the truth. Stupid Magic 8 Ball. This is exactly why I don't consult it anymore. Starting now.
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